All Men Are Cremated Equal T-Shirt

🔥💀 All Men Are Cremated Equal

Justice... but make it fire.

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement from the crypt. Whether you’re a modern-day witch, a dark humor queen, or just tired of the double standards, this tee brings the heat (literally). It’s the perfect blend of sarcastic and sinister — ideal for Halloween or year-round pettiness.

Printed on the sturdy, high-quality Gildan 5000 unisex tee, it’s built to last longer than most relationships.

👕 Product Features:

• 100% preshrunk cotton — thick, comfy, and bold

• Classic unisex fit — relaxed and flattering

• Durable print made to stand out (and haunt)

• Tear-away label for added comfort

• Printed on Gildan 5000

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Avoid bleach (and toxic men).

Perfect for:

• Halloween parties with bite

• Goth girl fall 🔥

• Sarcastic gifts with dark humor

• Witches who keep the receipts and the lighter fluid

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean